Boy Says: Genuinely wanted to be a gynecologist until I realised that you’d spend more time with the ‘broken’ fannys than the pretty ones. Then I wanted to be a bra fitter until I realised that not every woman in the world was a babe like lads mags made out – fuck you Maxim! After that I settled for the usual stuff like rock star / film director / house-husband (shut up!). Now that I’m grown up, all I want is a steady job that’s tolerable; what a sellout.
Girl Says: I wanted to be a vet until I found out I’d have to put my hand up a cow’s arse. Then I wanted to be a nurse until I found out I’d have to put my hand up loads of different people’s arses. So I declared that I was going to be a waitress, a job that to this day I have never fulfilled.
Now I think that when I grow up I just want to be a Mum who isn’t useless or a bitch.
