Boy Says: Last time I was at the clinic getting checked up there was a poster outlining the dozen or so methods that people don’t know much about. What kind of girl wants a metal coil inside her radge? Or worse still, a female condom… you might aswell use a shopping bag! The pill’s obviously the best because you can still get your dick wet :) although may catch AIDS :( Swings and roundabouts I guess.
While we’re talking about S.E.X. why not try my other personal favourites if you don’t want to get that far with the opposite sex.
On guys:
- Cardigans
- Floppy, messy hair
- Ridiculously coloured skinny jeans (red, aubergine etc)
- Brand new but retro looking band t-shirts,
On girls:
- Frumpy or properly fitting clothes that hide your tits, legs and arse
- Mace
- Rape alarm
- Spikey cup inside vagina, although probably too late by the time that works
Girl Says: For a girl it’s probably the pill because you only have to rely on yourself to take it and then you’ve only got yourself to blame when you find yourself knocked up. You’d be surprised how many guys are just happy to take a girls word for it when she says she’s on the pill though. Gullible idiots! I also give a shit about (and am proud to have never had any) STDs so lets all take a second to just rubber up before hopping in the sack. Unless you know your guy isn’t a cheating asshole or you are trying to start a family (jealous!) then it’s the easiest and safest way to go. And you can get them for free from your local clinic. WIN!
On a side note, Boy Says is totally wrong. If you are a guy wearing skinny jeans, a cardigan and have floppy, messy hair there is a 90% chance I will want to have sex with you.
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